Yes, indeed, it is a dog’s life, even when the best behaved, best loved and best trained dog is having one of his best days ever – cats to hound, burglars and delivery trucks to chase. And seeing that the master and his missus are quite alright. Waiting for them is another story altogether, so may as well go and take another lie down. But if only this bloody cushion could be a lot more comfy than it looked and smelled. Boy oh boy oh boy, it really is a dog’s life.
And this is a good day. What would it be like if the poor feller was having a really bad day? But of course, if he is well-trained, well-behaved and well-looked after, he is hardly going to have anything more challenging than his usual daily chores to face up to. Still cutting his teeth, around five in the morning, of all the hours in the day, ripping his cushion to shreds, this could well be a sign that this Rotter is going to have a really rotten day.
Blimey, there’s something wrong with the cushion, ma’am, won’t you please help a poor feller out. Of course you can; two legs you have and two arms and one pair of hands you have. Your life is nowhere near as challenging as your old watch dog’s life is. You have all the legroom in the world to reward the butch with the world’s most indestructible dog bed ever. Super dog came and went, he flew by so fast, so no point trying to stop and have a chat with him to find out just how supremo this dog’s bed is.
It’s just too easy for you in the meantime. All you have to do is quickly nip off online and there you go, you have a list of the top, chewy picks of the day. All the beds are indestructible but as to which one is the world’s most indestructible, well now, you will just have to read on. Not here, there. The picks of the day that have been made are all based on hands-on, or should that be; paws-on experience. Guidelines of what to look out for and what to pick out for your breed are given in a friendly and easy to follow manner.
A compare and contrast roadmap will be handed over to all dog lovers, helping them to decide which big or small indestructible and non-chewable beds would be most appropriate for their chewing pals. Strong motivations are being put forward as to why dog lovers or just plain old and simple dog owners should be going in for indestructible dog beds. This, it can be supposed, is for those who just never seem to be able to make up their bloody minds.
But of course, your good dog is a patient fellow. He’s got all the time in the world for you.